How to fight christmas panic!

1. Listen to christmas carols sung by the choir.

Real ones- not those remixed with bubblegum pop they like to play at tiangges. It should remind you of the times yore when you weren’t qualified to be ninong  yet to bratty godchildren.

2. Learn to cook up a noche buena feast.

Since you know your giving away crappy gifts anyway, why not prepare somethings that not served straight out of the refrigerator?

3. When christmas is in danger of getting cancelled because you just don’t feel it,  get a sugar high.

Stuff yourself silly with chocolate and before you know it, you’ll be skipping around the christmas tree with a happy tremble.

4. Believe in santa- even though the paunchy, ruddy man hasn’t really paid you a visit ever.

Look, this is the time when lying sure works, especially for your nieces and nephews who are hardcore Santa believers. Don’t poop on their party.

5. Relax. It’s a holiday, for heaven ’s sake. Put work on hold. Volunteer to take the family pictures and prepare to clutter your living room with them.

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